Howdy. I am an English Wikipedia administrator and checkuser. I mostly patrol for vandalism and gnome. I'm also involved in maintaining templates and modules for the WP:VG project. I'm open to being approached directly with reports of vandals, disruptive editors, or pages that need protection. I keep barnstars at User:Ferret/Barnstars.
My username comes from my gaming handle, which I picked many years ago because I had some pet ferrets, which are awesome. Lowercase please, for stylistic purposes :)
