User:ALex the ging

Marcellus is the messiah in the Marcellus religion. Isaac was the first to switch to Marcellus. after the change Isaac was so happy. because Marcellus was the answer to everything. But Mr. Hood did not believe in Marcellus, so he was forever deemed unsaveable by Marcellus(the father of all life. In 200 A.D the land that is now known as Telletubby land was originally called Marcellus. until pope Edward was chosen by Marcellus. during the ceremony Marcellus was attacked. so the 1304 year long war begun. Marcellus was able to hold them off for 50 years until Marcellus punched them all the way back to tubbykoptfhg. Marcellus was confident they could win the war, until the Tubbys released their new project called the Teletubbies. Telletubbies very hard to combat. Marcellus's army was pushed all the way back to the capital called Whale. hundreds of years of fighting kept on raging. the tubbys were outnumbering the soldiers. in about 1492 there were more Teletubbies in tubby than people. the Teletubbies started rioting and killing all the people in tubby. in about 1540 everysingle human and animal in tubby were eliminated. Pope Edward was very relealed, so he thought. the Teletubbies started to take over checkpoints near Marcellus. in 1678 the whole of Marcellus was taken over by the Teletubbies. Pope Daniel was elected by Marcellus himself in 1700. Pope Daniel prayed every-single day for a miracle to occur. Pope Daniel was able to punch the Teletubbies back to Austria. Marcellus himself came down earth and said this, "Hello my children. I have come down from Heavan to talk to you. All Teletubbies to be stuck on an island for eternity. youhave to sacrifice yourselves for the future. in 2009 there will be anew version of me. as a child. when i die all of you will come back." Marcellus shot back into heavan and blew it up. everys single Teletubbie are dead except for 4. every single member of Marcellus will be reborn when I die.