User:Alohasoy/SignalFlag

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The system of international college signal flags is an adaptation of the international maritime signal flag system using the letters of the alphabet to communicate information between college students.

There are various methods that the flags can be used as signals:

• each flag spells out an alphabetic message, letter by letter.
• individual flags have specific and standard meanings

Letter flags (with ICS meaning)

• 
  A (Alfalfa)

  "Help me procrastinate this paper by watching all of season 3 of Project Runway in one sitting (or the like)."
• 
  B (Bravo)

  "I am in possession of 'dangerous goods'." (May have several interpretations, generally not alcohol, which is listed below.)
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  C (Charlie)

  "Ya; true story; true facts."
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  D (Delta)

  "Parents or other relatives are in the area; proceed with EXTREME caution."
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  E (Echo)

  "I am eating."
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  F (Foxtrot)

  "I am in trouble/broke up with my significant other/have a massive midterm tomorrow that I know I'm going to fail because I've only been to that class twice and the professor hates me; communicate with me so I can vent."
• 
  G (Golf)

  "I require alcohol or other such substances."
• 
  H (Hotel)

  "I have alcohol or other such substances."
• 
  I (India)

  "Party ongoing. Come on in!"
• 
  J (Juliet)

  "I had a rough night and am liable to explode in various emotions: keep well clear of me," or "I am leaking dangerous cargo."
• 
  K (Kilo)

  "Hit me up on my cellular telephone."
• 
  L (Llama)

  "I am home."
• 
  M (Mike)

  "I have given up on life and am watching reruns of Chelsea Lately while eating wasabi peas."
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  N (November)

  "No way man!"
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  O (Oscar)

  "Man overboard/SOS."
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  P (Papaya)

  "I am about to depart/am away; don't bother."
• 
  Q (Quebec)

  "I am STD-free." In Canada, "I am a French speaker."
• 
  R (Romeo)

  "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
• 
  S (Sierra Mist)

  "I am regretting decisions I have made that have led me to this point in my life." Possibly, "I took a roofie from a priest."
• 
  T (Tango)

  "Keep clear of me; I am engaged in 'pair trawling', if you know what I mean."
• 
  U (Uniform)

  "Enter this room at your own risk."
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  V (Victor)

  "I require assistance, but don't call the po-po."
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  W (Whiskey Sour)

  "Call student health services. Seriously."
• 
  X (Xray)

  "I have some juicy gossip to share."
• 
  Y (Yankee (in Boston, Failure))

  "I am doing a paper that I have procrastinated to the last minute."
• 
  Z (Zulu)

  "I require a 'tug', if you know what I mean/I am 'shooting nets', if you know what I mean/anything else inappropriately maritime-related."

* ^ N and C together (Nope and Yup) is used as a distress signal.