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Bloopityboop
Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Infraorder: Simiiformes
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species:
Subspecies:
H. s. sapiens
Trinomial name
Homo sapiens sapiens
Linnaeus, 1758

The Bloopityboop is a male Homo sapiens sapiens.

Description

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Tall, considering its original locality. Also very thin. Basically a noodle. Otherwise typical of any specimen of H. s. sapiens from its particular locality.

Distribution

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It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.

Diet

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A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.

Reproduction

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No.

Conservation

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Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.