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Funderburg
— Wikipedian  —
Name
Chris Funderburg
Born1973
Current locationNewbury, Berkshire, United Kingdom
Family and friends
Marital statusMarried
Education and employment
OccupationConsultant Cloud Architect and DevOps Engineer
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
ReligionPagan Druid
PoliticsSocial Libertarian
Interests
Contact info
Websitehttps://chris.funderburg.me/
Emailchris at funderburg dot me
Userboxes
This user has been on Wikipedia for 15 years, 2 months and 20 days.
This user is a cyclist.
ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food
This user has an Allotment
This user loves Gardening
This user once used DOS back in the day.
This user thinks different.
KDEThis user contributes with the KDE desktop environment.
*nixThis user prefers a *nix operating system.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user lives for
science!
PLUTO is a PLANET
This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.
This user is an
Open University student.
This Wikipedian was a member of the United States Air Force.
This user is a libertarian socialist.
Fx
This user supports protection of the environment.
This user supports Green politics.
This user is interested in Druidry and/or is a Druid.
This user is interested in Neopaganism and/or is a Neopagan.

About me

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Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Microsoft DOS and the gleaming Windows, and the rise of "The Cloud", there was an Age undreamed of, when shining servers lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Debian, FreeBSD, Slackware, AIX, Solaris with its dark-haired sales women and server towers of spider-haunted mystery, SuSE with its chivalry, Caldera that bordered the pastoral lands of SCO, OpenBSD with its shadow-guarded tombs, RedHat whose Sys Admins wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Apple, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Chris the Texan, little-haired, sullen-eyed, MacBook in hand, a builder, a programmer, a sys-admin, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jewelled server rooms of the earth under his sandled feet.