User:Littleb2009/Templates/UW/Uw-vandalism4-im
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This is your only and final warning, you dissembling rough-hewn hugger-mugger! If you, the frothy crook-pated pumpion as you are, vandalize Wikipedia again, your account may be blocked from editing forever without farther notice, you froward unchin-snouted flax-wench!
Also, yes, you evil mewling fool-born puttock, the insults will change every time you see this warning, you beslubbering swag-bellied mumble-news!