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Jacob Baumann. Born July 18, 1979. At age 7, he passed Elementary school. This did not last long, for he failed 7th grade. He stayed in 6th grade until 1993, but he graduated when he discovered the cure for "The Sleeping Sickness". After Graduating High School in 1998, he began to pursue medicine, but found it dull. Instead, he found his calling in the field of Marriage Counseling. He left the field in 2010 due to frequent ulcers, headaches, and insomnia. In 2012, he was diagnosed with diphtheria. After 2 years of treatment, he was cured, only to fall ill with bile duct cancer. He now lives in Michigan, fully recovered from his cancer. He is still in severe debt from his chemotherapy.