Welcome To My Underground Lair

Puf the majic dragon
Operational
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Born	24 November, 1983
Education and employment
Occupation	Systems Administrator: Comic Book Superhero!
Education	Wikipedian
Userboxes
	This program believes in the users.
Geek
TPS	This user got the memo.
	This user built their own PC.
	This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.
	This user still remembers these.
C:\>_	This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
	This user contributes using Maxthon.
	This user plays; Paper and pencil games.
CN	This user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."
	This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.
	This user is a ghola of Duncan Idaho
Tron	This user fights on the Game Grid.
	This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Literature
	This reader will read anything by Frank Herbert
	This user enjoys the works of ; Isaac Asimov.
	This user enjoys the works of; Jane Austen.
	This user enjoys the works of; Charles Dickens.
	This user enjoys the works of Robert A. Heinlein.
Interests
	This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.
	This user enjoys swing dancing.
	This user enjoys writing.
	This user writes poetry.
	This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
	This user enjoys camping.
	This user loves rainy days.
	This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.
Character
	This user is a member of Civil Air Patrol, the United States Air Force Auxiliary.
	This user is an Eagle Scout.
	This user does not smoke.
	This user is rated 'PG-13' by the Motion Picture Association.

First floor - fresh produce, canned goods, frozen entres, dairy products, paper products, stress relief (chocolate)

Second floor - Pharmacy, Seasonal, beauty aids, bath & body, feminine products, children's toys, children (buy 1 get 1 free)

Third floor - recreation, linen, furniture, arts and crafts, not so children's toys (batteries not included)

Fourth floor - Women's clothing, Men's wear, children's clothes, maternity, baby care (used diapers 50% off)

Fifth floor - electronics, automotive, camping gear, sporting goods, Men's entertainment (women's lingerie)

Me

If you can't tell, I'm sarcastic :) but funny! I'm a hopeless romantic and a shameless flirt. I like slow women and fast cars, small towns and big dreams, short days and long nights, and cake.

I'm the most uniquely me human on Earth. You never will know or meet anyone else like me. Period. I maintain that I can not be labeled, but if you find one that you think fits, I'll be happy to try it on for size. Just don't expect me to buy it. If I were a car I would be a 1983 Corvette.

I'm a dreamer first and a realist second. I have my head in the clouds and my feet firmly on the ground. I plan to change the world and nothing's going to stop me. The world is my oyster, all I need is lemon juice.

My name is NOT a drug reference
He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe
Legally free == more trouble than usefulness
Silence is Golden
The cake is not a lie.

Anyone interested in e-mailing me can contact me using my HPG address jaycenornin at yahoo dot com or via facebook using the same address.