User:Zakdwyer

Hello!

I only edit occasionally when I notice something off. I generally dislike research, so I generally shouldn't be editing wikipedia.

This user wants to be your friend.	💩This user literally cannot stop shitposting.	This user has reduced their body mass.
TGThis user is grounded because they don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit.	SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.	This user is a Determinist.
This user is a Minimalist.	This user wants to see everything in its place.	D.M. This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.W.H.
CincoThis user buys stuff from Cinco.	No Laugh Track This user prefers Sitcoms without the laugh track.	This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!	This user loves knowledge.

Computing

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Lenovo.	This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.	This user built their own PC.
C=This user loves their Commodore computer!	This user is interested in retrocomputing.	This user really likes old computers.

Programming

This user has an account on GitHub.	C#-5This user is a professional C# programmer.	Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
js-0This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to write JavaScript).	Lua-1This user is a beginning Lua programmer.

Food

This user likes Mexican food	QDBAThis user will settle for Qdoba if they can't eat at Chipotle Mexican Grill, since it's the next best thing.	PEThis user enjoys eating at Panda Express.
User:DoctorWho42/Userbox Eating Tide Pods